[ ok, how does one socialize as a normal person who hasn't been stuck in a weird pocket dimension with the same five dozen people for just short of a decade? this is fine. ]
I don't really do very much drinking these days [ not since The Office Incident and The Woods Incident ] but if that doesn't make me totally uncool and you still want to hang out or whatever I wouldn't say no :)
i can always make you a virgin drink of some of the drinks you know, the ones not specifically designed to get you buzzed
but there's plenty of stuff to do in this place lots of rooms to explore, wouldn't mind a partner in mischief if you wanna go check what shit is hidden in here
[ would it be weird to bring up the possibility of being roofied? not by tara, necessarily, just in general. it's the setting, mostly. and a little bit of haunting guilt from his past, but he's trying to be normal here. ]
Would I still get a little umbrella?
[ dwight not all alcoholic bevs come with an umbrella. ]
This place kinda feels like a funhouse sometimes Or like that one house in San Jose with doors that lead to nowhere and windows where they probably shouldn't be. But less haunted
the door only appears when it's raining outside, but we're in fucking england so actually? i don't know if it works with snow might need to put a pin on that one
[ now that he’s thinking about it, that’s kind of like the doors that spawn in the middle of nowhere when it’s the animatronic’s time to hunt. nothing on either side, but a whole surveillance room waiting if you just open any of the doors.
if only there was a beach waiting on the other side of those ones. anyway, truthfully he’s seen weirder shit. ]
Okay. Yeah, sure, why not. I guess that’s… convenient?
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[ ok, how does one socialize as a normal person who hasn't been stuck in a weird pocket dimension with the same five dozen people for just short of a decade? this is fine. ]
I don't really do very much drinking these days [ not since The Office Incident and The Woods Incident ] but if that doesn't make me totally uncool and you still want to hang out or whatever I wouldn't say no
:)
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you know, the ones not specifically designed to get you buzzed
but there's plenty of stuff to do in this place
lots of rooms to explore, wouldn't mind a partner in mischief if you wanna go check what shit is hidden in here
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Would I still get a little umbrella?
[ dwight not all alcoholic bevs come with an umbrella. ]
This place kinda feels like a funhouse sometimes
Or like that one house in San Jose with doors that lead to nowhere and windows where they probably shouldn't be.
But less haunted
[ the winchester mystery house. ]
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you get the special treatment
[ Not the one that ends in them having sex though. Unless he's cute enough, that is. ]
oh yeah, the winchester one
no guns to be found here tho, but all doors seem to lead to somewhere
like the indoors beach
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[ girl what. ]
Is that not just a pool?
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the door only appears when it's raining outside, but we're in fucking england so
actually? i don't know if it works with snow
might need to put a pin on that one
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Is there a ceiling?
[ not comprehending how a beach could be indoors. ]
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you can do that cool thing where you step back and it's just like
a fucking doorframe in the middle of the sand
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if only there was a beach waiting on the other side of those ones. anyway, truthfully he’s seen weirder shit. ]
Okay. Yeah, sure, why not.
I guess that’s… convenient?